December 2008
82 posts
Tahoe V. 1: Day 2: The Saga Continues: Got Bruises On My Knees for You
Tah-o-clock. Let’s mountain.
Signs in sactown say no texting while driving but mention nothing of tweeting. Tweet!
Watchryan gosling, piano man
somehow crafting mixed CDs leaves me hankering for a makeout session. and i just made 3. damn healdsburg, CA and its townies for pickins.
CD mix titles for my trip up the mountains: “Tahootenany”: “Putting the ‘Ho’ in Tahoe”; and, “Tahoe-Ho-Ho.” mostly john denver and N.W.A.
Passed iPhone to my stepdad who started yelling I CAN’T HEAR YOU into it. He gave it back to me to examine. He was holding it upside down.
I may have gone overboard on the whipped cream. http://twitpic.com/wlg2
Home is gazing thru my childhood kitchen window, over the backyard, and into my kevin arnold’s living room.
About to pen “Runway Sitta” and try to sell to Harvey Danger as a comeback anthem
Holding breath in holland tunnel on way to EWR. And not for good luck, but bc of other super shuttle passenger’s halitosis. Deeeelish.
So I know it’s NJ, but there is no one at the airport. Busiest travel day of the year?
bored. there are tumbleweeds at work. zzzz. refraining from singing phantom planet, but uh, california…well, you know.
worker-bee tracker: we are up to 4 employees, people. PARTY!
5 PEOPLE THANKS TO @elihorne!
NYTimes year-end popcast: digging. http://tinyurl.com/8pv9rs
My heater thing manages to sound like a dial-up modem while radiating nothing.
And somehow I’m shocked these leggings I bought at fucking uniqlo barely pass my knees
Wine-o-clock with @matt97 and @tomterrific
saw Doubt yesterday. acting was phenomenal. needed a car chase.
dreaming of napping
an expletive-spitting william hung-ish kid does lil wayne justice. http://is.gd/cBbH
Band were a bad choice
*Vans! Frostbite + tweeting was a bad choice
Forgot last time I had Sparks, but sad that hypercolored drink in a battery-resembling tallboy will no longer be here to congeal in my mouth
Last May - September was declared “SUMMER OF FUN.” And it was! But it’s no longer summer. And this makes me sad. But cry? I think not. The saga continues: “WINTER OF FUN” it is. Now if only I could figure out more stuff to do. Let me know if you’ve got ideas/want to add to the list!
http://twitpic.com/trf2
Today on Maury: baby born with 1 testicle unsure who daddy is, since all popential pops are “fully equipped”
Related: where is the Yule log?
Related: what? I get 2 channels.
Sent around a screenshot before realizing “Fran Drescher” was in my search bar. And suddenly I’m worried about job security.
How was this child’s name not on the list alongside “Assfruit”? http://is.gd/cbyY via @moniqueeek
rob pattinson is just like me!
zomg! he posts missed connections, too? wait. errr.
rob pattinson love me dot com
hilarity.
daily mango is about to happen. mang-o-clock. mang time. mango-go.
Tonight I got schooled on woodland creatures: reindeers were thugs, and I should never be allowed to play buckhunter.
http://twitpic.com/spnd
The moon is mad ginormous tonight
Holy fucking shitcake deliciousness! Food at 4:30 am goes down amazingly.
Where Are They Now? Grunge Edition.
First MTV expounds upon the whereabouts of bee girl.
Now, CNN explores Nirvana’s nekkid baby.
Watchamritsingh:
gabrieldelahaye:
The Best Viral Videos of 2008: A Retrospective
it’s like distant recorders trying to mate with each other http://tinyurl.com/6kfokq (via @ivy191)
Watchhere is the pantry. and the pan-tree for the pantry.
thedailywhat:
If having 37 Christmas trees in your house is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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Browsing fiction titles available for download and thinking Stephen King’s CELL is the only one worth reading on my phone